The Weakly Standard (1)
05-12-2005
Huib in 2005, Legal Alien, Neoconservatism, USA, [EN]

[ALAINY, 5c04] As I told you before, I read The Weekly Standard. Weekly. And, I must confess, only weakly disgusted. I have a weak spot for those crazy neocon weekly textmongers. It is the only place in the whole USA, where you still find believers in a Saddam-Al Quaeda link (if not: conspiracy). I remember a desperate TWS-essay about former undersecretary (Pentagon) Feith’s ridiculous report to the Senate, that tried to prove that link. In the latest issue again, somebody is trying to explain that people in the CIA are hiding the revealed truth and spinning to make Bush and Cheney look still worse than they do.
If we may believe some people who know, G. W. Bush is reading TWS avidly, and it may well be his only reading exercise in any week.
In order to understand what TWS really is, we have to take a look at the neoconservative movement as a whole. (I beg your pardon: it doesn’t want to be called a ‘movement’ or an ‘organisation’, it prefers to be considered as something like a spiritual community: “we are people of a neo-conservative persuasion”). You cannot be a member. People are more or less persuaded of neo-conservative values and standards. If you are invited to dinner at the home of the old Irving Kristol and his wife Gertrude Himmelfarb, then you may consider yourself part of the inner neocon circle.
Like in every sect, there is a strong family feeling. Godfather Irving Kristol is a brilliant essayist, who started to define the new way of conservative thinking, against all odds, at the beginning of the seventies. Gertrude Himmelfarb is a retired history professor at New York University and a specialist on 19th century (Victorian) culture. Son William Kristol is Editor in chief of the Weekly Standard. Very close planets are Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Elliott Abrams, Elliot Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, John Podhoretz, Norman Podhoretz, etq. Some people found themselves on orbits that led too far away from the persuasion-centre: Francis Fukuyama (The End of History, 1991) for instance.
Much of the above wisdom comes from the bundle Neoconservatism, edited by Irwin Steltzer in 2004 (Atlantic Books, London, 328 pp, w/index). Steltzer, an American-British economist, is of a staunch neoconservative persuasion. So, nothing can be wrong with this reference.

Why is TWS, the daily commenting, insolent and often demagogic vanguard of the ‘persuasion’ hitting a weak spot with me?

I know, it is an unforgivable weakness. Make me stronger, reader, please. Tell me why I should not book that seven days cruise to the Mexican Riviera with my favourite weekly standard writers. Once or twice a year, they make weaklings like me pay hundreds of dollars for those cruises, just to have a private conversation with Fred Barnes. An act of genius, this Love Boat initiative: It binds a clientele, it generates money and as a Standard editor, you have a free luxury holiday with admirers all over the place. I figure that Gertrude will control the Standards: no unmarried couples in one hut. No problem: as we have a break from compassionate neoconservatism, we may as well afford a break from passionate neoconservatism. A Platonic Love Boat of pure neoconservatism. I dream of it!
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